the-legend-of-midge:

I APPROVE OF PURPLE LINK

(Source: wtfpenguin)

mybigfatredwedding:

but how can you bash sansa for liking stories about knights and adventure when you’re the one reading asoiaf

(via cassandrabethloveyoutodeath)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via cassandrabethloveyoutodeath)

the-legend-of-midge:

I think all we need to do to scare away Yahoo! is to have every single blog on this website reblog nothing but porn and satanism from now until they run screaming into the hills.

guise im rlly srs rn

why do we need an excuse for this even

How I play every Zelda game

Link:	fuck grass
Link:	fuck signs
Link:	fuck these pots in particular

the-legend-of-midge:

mindfield32:

…No. You’re right on time.

So I am playing this game at the moment and thanks to Wiimote+ calibration bullshit I don’t think I’ve once managed to select the conversation option I intended.

so use the nunchuck

I…

…um…

…oh.

I am still not okay with the pointing controls for items though >:( >:( >:(

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

(Source: gallifreyancriminal, via thenetherrealm)

*holds down power button on wiimote to turn it on*

*wii turns off*

THIS HAS NOT STARTED WELL

five point plan

1. Make more tea.
2. Eat Maltesers (W H Smith got me, for the first time ever, with their ‘by these cheap things’ by the tills thing)
3. Play videogames
4. ????
5. Profit (is this still a joke because at work when we write lists on the whiteboards we always do this)

So, like, there are always this posts, particularly about the Harry Potter cast, where it’s like… damn these kids grew up hot. And people are like, “be in [xyz], be good friends with the puberty fairy/contract with the devil/whatever”.

Um.

These kids grew up incredibly privileged (gosh darn that feels like a loaded word to use - thx tumblr) with make-up / hair artists and wardrobe staff on-hand for a large part of their adolescent life. Add to that what I can only assume is a rather large income to each of them, and cosmetically speaking money can buy you pretty much anything.

And the ‘now’ shots are all fancy photoshoots, which, thanks to the media, are only going to exist in the first place if the subject is ‘hot’.

Basically, what I’m saying is, when someone is like “look how this formally plain-looking child star of several major blockbusters got hot,” the correct response is “no fucking shit.”