May 2013
149 posts
cas-get-into-my-ass:
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
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socially constructed doesn't mean imaginary
pervocracy:
josiahd:
Socially constructed stuff is still there and people still have to deal with it.
See also: psychological, emotional, “in your head.” My head is real, and things that happen in it may be personal and subjective, but they’re not nonexistent.
So often I am like, “Yes I know it is all in my head, if it wasn’t in my head it wouldn’t bother me.”
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witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
the-legend-of-midge:
The Mindfield: the-legend-of-midge: hylianatheart: Have I ever mentioned how badly I…
the-legend-of-midge:
hylianatheart:
Have I ever mentioned how badly I want to live in Hyrule
I want to go to Castletown and shop at all the little tables and buy spring water from a goron.
I want to live in a little village like Kakariko
Or I could be a Gerudo and live in...
mybigfatredwedding:
but how can you bash sansa for liking stories about knights and adventure when you’re the one reading asoiaf
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
the-legend-of-midge:
I think all we need to do to scare away Yahoo! is to have every single blog on this website reblog nothing but porn and satanism from now until they run screaming into the hills.
guise im rlly srs rn
why do we need an excuse for this even
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How I play every Zelda game
Link: fuck grass
Link: fuck signs
Link: fuck these pots in particular
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iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
*holds down power button on wiimote to turn it on*
*wii turns off*
THIS HAS NOT STARTED WELL
five point plan
Make more tea.
Eat Maltesers (W H Smith got me, for the first time ever, with their ‘by these cheap things’ by the tills thing)
Play videogames
????
Profit (is this still a joke because at work when we write lists on the whiteboards we always do this)
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So, like, there are always this posts, particularly about the Harry Potter cast, where it’s like… damn these kids grew up hot. And people are like, “be in [xyz], be good friends with the puberty fairy/contract with the devil/whatever”.
Um.
These kids grew up incredibly privileged (gosh darn that feels like a loaded word to use - thx tumblr) with make-up / hair artists and...
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*spends over an hour catching up on Tumblr*
pimpeta-slap:
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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the-legend-of-midge:
hylianatheart:
Have I ever mentioned how badly I want to live in Hyrule
I want to go to Castletown and shop at all the little tables and buy spring water from a goron.
I want to live in a little village like Kakariko
Or I could be a Gerudo and live in the desert
Yeahhhh that’s what I’d do. Become a sexy sand goddess thief.
I wanna live in Ordon and make weekend...
musermatt:
superkim111:
no-the-fandoms-protested:
musermatt:
iamthepizzaslut:
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
Ship them
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.
Their...
angrybisexual:
Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
radmarco:
I’m really good at this elevator
I’m already on level 15
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
